Kodak Printers are Flawed

I’ve previously mentioned that I bought a Kodak all-in-one printer. When it prints, it prints beautifully. Ours didn’t print well for months, and I finally got around to calling their tech support, which was excellent. They sent me a new print head, which resolved my problem. Unfortunately, I had to stay on the line with tech support for over an hour, and I spilled permanent ink on my pants (it doesn’t wash out like they said it would).

Apparently, Kodak printers have a fundamental flaw in the design of the print head, and I’ll need a new print head about once per year — see the comments on [Kodak’s blog](http://cathieburke.pluggedin.kodak.com/default.asp?item=488521). Here’s one of them:

> Posted By: ThriftyTechie (7/30/2008)
>
> Before I tell you about my problem, I must say that the Kodak AiO printer phone support is excellent. I’ve had several experiences with your phone support (unfortunately) and every person has been helpful. Kudos. The bad news. It looks like that you have a couple of fundamental engineering flaws in your printer. 1. The non-disposable print head is just not durable enough. 2. The ink cartridges are too small. More frequent ink swaps are a) annoying for the consumer and b) can not possibly good for dependability, durability of the machine. My 5100 printhead failed completely after about 14 months after several months of sub par smeared and greyed-out printing. Lots of ink cartridges wasted on calibrating and testing. I was high on the product’s claims (i.e., save money on ink!), but this product certainly did not live up to the hype.

My time is valuable, so rather than spend over an hour on the line with tech support, I’d rather buy a different printer.

Core dump

The American Fork City sewage and composting plant is not far from the office where I work, and when the wind blows in this direction, we can smell the human output of an entire city.

It’s not usually a problem, and when it is, we don’t smell it from inside the office. Today is a overpowering exception, and it makes my stomach churn. It’s never been this bad before.

Perl one liners for email analysis

I thought it’d be interesting to know what times of day people were most likely to send me email. My email is stored in mbox format (I used Thunderbird and mutt for email), so I wrote a perl one-liner to analyze it for me.

The first one-liner prints a histogram, in 80 columns, of activity per-hour of the day. The second prints it in a form suitable for import into a spreadsheet

Histogram:

perl -nle ‘$sum[$1]++ if m/^Date: .* (\d\d):\d\d:\d\d/; END {foreach (@sum) { $max = $_ if $_ > $max }; $div = $max/80; foreach (@sum) { print $i++ . ” ” . (“#” x ($_ / $div)) . ” ($_)”;}}’ /path/to/Inbox

0 #################################### (115)
1 ########################## (84)
2 ################### (62)
3 ################ (54)
4 ############ (40)
5 ######### (31)
6 ####### (23)
7 ######################## (79)
8 ####################################### (126)
9 ############################################### (152)
10 ######################################### (133)
11 ###################################### (124)
12 ############################################################### (202)
13 ############################################################## (200)
14 ############################################################ (192)
15 #################################################################### (218)
16 ######################################################################## (229)
17 ################################################################ (206)
18 ################################################## (160)
19 ############################### (101)
20 ##################################### (118)
21 ######################################## (129)
22 ######################################################### (183)
23 ######################################## (129)

Tabular data:

perl -nle ‘$sum[$1] += 1 if m/^Date: \w{3}, \d+ \w{3} \d{4} (\d\d):\d\d:\d\d/; END {foreach (@sum) { print $i++ . “\t” . $_;} }’ /path/to/Inbox

While I was at it, I wanted to know what the most common timezone offsets were. Again, I wrote two separate one-liners. One prints a histogram, and the other doesn’t.

Histogram:

perl -nle ‘$tz{$1} += 1 if m/^Date: .*([+-]\d{4})/; END {foreach (values %tz) {$max = $_ if $_ > $max }; $div = $max/80; foreach (sort(keys %tz)) { print “$_ ” . (“#” x ($tz{$_}/$div)) . ” ($tz{$_})”; }}’ /path/to/Inbox

Non-histogram:

perl -nle ‘$tz{$1} += 1 if m/^Date: .*([+-]\d{4})/; END {foreach (sort(keys %tz)) { print “$_ $tz{$_}”; }}’ /path/to/Inbox

I subscribe to various email lists, and each has different characteristics. I was surprised to find that my family email box usage pattern was fairly spread out around the clock, except that it drops off significantly during dinner and during the wee hours of the morning. Evening hours are the most active.

I’ve taken the timezone one-liner and modified it to tell me the most common months of the year, or the most common days of the week for email to be sent. For all my email boxes, analyzed over the last few years, email is most active on weekdays, and drops off on weekends.

Mon ############################################################### (5630)
Tue ##################################################################### (6129)
Wed ######################################################################## (6372)
Thu ##################################################################### (6155)
Fri ############################################################ (5329)
Sat ############################## (2675)
Sun ########################## (2368)

I tried translating those one-liners into Ruby, but it wasn’t as compact, and doing it as a one-liner in Java just isn’t going to happen.

Perl 5 to 6

Moritz Lenz has written a series of informative blog posts about Perl 6, for Perl 5 programmers. Here’s a bit of his introduction:

> Perl 6 is underdocumented. That’s no surprise, because (apart from the specification) writing a compiler for Perl 6 seems to be much more urgent than writing documentation that targets the user.

> Unfortunately that means that it’s not easy to learn Perl 6, and that you have to have a profound interest in Perl 6 to actually find the motivation to learn it from the specification, IRC channels or from the test suite.

> This project, which I’ll preliminary call “Perl 5 to 6” (in lack of a better name) attempts to fill that gap with a series of short articles.

[Read more…](http://perlgeek.de/blog-en/perl-5-to-6/)

Google’s new web browser: Chrome

Google is [releasing](http://www.google.com/chrome) a beta web browser called “[Chrome](http://www.google.com/chrome)” tomorrow, and they’ve even got a [comic strip](http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/) to explain the design choices they made, and how it’s supposed to make life better.

The browser is based on [WebKit](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WebKit).
They aim to make JavaScript vastly faster with a new JavaScript virtual
machine called V8. At the same time, the Mozilla team is beefing up
Firefox 3.1 with a faster JavaScript engine called [TraceMonkey](http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2704,2328737,00.asp).

V8 and TraceMonkey reportedly race down the freeway while IE 7 and IE 8
are left puttering along at pedestrian speeds.